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08/24/10--17:12: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

ball-staggering?
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr.


08/24/10--17:26: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

There's no such thing as Hawaiian International Airport...
Posted by raawr


08/24/10--17:35: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

why don't you clean up the fruity pebbles. it takes a village.
Posted by larrylove


08/24/10--17:56: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

@1, here is my theory.

If things in a row get out of alignment we say they have become "staggered." Trent is telling us his balls are noteworthily even-dangling in the ordinary course of waiting around airports.

However, he finds when a Hawaii airport lady walks by him, she is so lovely he cannot help his testicles beginning to climb with joy. He notices that always one ball begins the climb before the other, and thinks, my balls have been put out of alignment, "staggered" by the Hawaii airport ladies - I must post about this magic.
Posted by gloomy gus


08/24/10--18:05: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

Sounds like his scrotum has descended into what resembles two golf balls in a long tube sock. Perhaps if he is staggering over his balls, he should look into a "ballssiere" for that extra support. Something practical and over the hips for every day. Something lacy and low for evenings out.
Posted by camlux


08/24/10--19:28: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

I have to think you need sort of intervention and/or rehab if you are really in Hawai'i, and you are sending a post accompained with pic of airport seat jetsom. Honestly, think about it for a moment. You are in Hawai'i. Catch the next flight to wherever you are going in the next day, week or month.
Posted by Fairhaven


08/24/10--20:01: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

@4 - Today is a shitty, shitty day and your description of "ball-staggering" just cracked me up. Thanks, I needed that.
Posted by JenV


08/25/10--00:40: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

the mental image of trent's staggering balls is making me moist...
pictures please..

Posted by reverend dr dj riz


08/25/10--02:31: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

Hafa adai and welcome to Guam; where America's day begins! Try not to get your ass kicked @ Ralphy's...a lot of the locals don't act too friendly once they've had a few...
Posted by history mystery


08/25/10--05:24: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

Do you think there is a correlation between the hot women and the fruity pebbles?
Posted by buller


08/25/10--14:28: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

I think there is definitely a correlation between the hot women and the Fruity Pebbles. Let's assume Trent's observation is correct, that all the women there are very attractive. The person eating the Fruity Pebbles also would have noticed this and would have been effected, therefore spilling what they were eating because they were too busy looking around at all the ball staggeringly attractive women.
Posted by Samuel G.


08/25/10--14:38: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

How, exactly, do balls stagger? Is it more like a quivering?
Posted by Miss Stereo


08/29/10--20:35: Re: Come the Fuck On (chan 1784558)

quivering balls stagger in the night. Praise the lord. BBQ!!!!!!!
Posted by Pat Boone